galaxy o'hare // m // 32 // trans // pan // autistic // adhd // christian kitchen witch // deep south swamp dweller who has never been to carnival in the 7 years i been here // pro-wrestling is my life even tho i dont talk abt it on here v often im v passionate abt it // oh and apparently now i simp for comedy vampires so uh jot that down i guess // i try to read byfs and dnis but if i fuck up and you wanna block me for any reason pls do
Laszlo baffles me as a character more than any of the others. Like I feel like I have a handle on their personalities and stuff but Laszlo is just really hard for me to pin down, mostly because of his attitude towards humans that aren’t Guillermo. He refused to let them kill Sean after scrambling his brain and said it was because he considered Sean his best friend. His whole attachment to the town and volleyball team in On The Run. His behavior and attachment towards Topher in Resurrection. His apologetic nature towards the camera crew in Baron’s Night Out after he killed the sound guy and he promised that they would look after the crew better (granted, that did seem to be an empty promise because he had no idea how to protect them.) Its just all very interesting!
“I know you’re a vampire” and you decided the best way to face it was alone with him in the middle of the forest ??
Guillermo, knowing damn well Nandor is a vampire, deciding to talk to him in a dark alley behind panera bread: so you’re a vampire huh it’d be a shame if you decided to bite me right here right now ,, in this desolated alley where no one would see it ,, a real shame huh haha
guillermo’s vent adventure is so hysterical to me because we never actually see him inside the vent, we’re just shown little glimpses of where he ends up and are left to extrapolate the rest from there. it’s like, ah, guillermo has now entered the vent. oh look, he’s located the chamber of curiosities. and he’s off again. two separate attempts at wooing meg take place. where’s guillermo? still skittering about in the vents, presumably. hey, he found the library. good for him.
After seeing some of the absolutely horrendous shit posts Tumblr has to offer, Colin Robinson decides to start trying to drain people through referencing some of the most iconic Tumblr heritage posts in real life. This results in him going around the house asking everyone if they like his shoe laces for the entire episode, but unfortunately by the end of the episode before he ever gets the chance to say “thanks I stole them from the president” he gets cut off by Nadja saying “no one gives a shit about your stupid fucking shoe laces Colin Robinson”.
guillermo is so weird for those tallymarks on the wall like. is he pretending in his head that he is some sad prisoner. you are here intentionally babe. he probably walked up to nandor in public like hi <3 what if i did whatever you wanted forever
